Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes

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When you travel in Southeast Asia, all sorts of things can leave you scratching your head. But for me, one of  the biggest mysteries is the amount of utterly weird slogans that get printed on clothing. Here are just a few of my favourites:

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
It’s a well-known fact that whenever you have twins, one of them is evil and deserves to be hit

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
Look at that cheeky little smile. I think he’s in a lift

 

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Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
There is nothing any caption could possibly say to make this any better, or any worse

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
It’s always a proud moment for any parent – their first swear word. Awww!

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
The fun you can have when your boyfriend (or girlfriend) doesn’t speak English

 

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Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
We’ve all been there, let’s not be swift to judge

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
It always pays to advertise, or so they say

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
Hidden behind those barbarian foreigner words is a really cool picture of a motorbike. I think

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
Wasn’t he that Brazilian goalkeeper who played for Manchester City?

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
The most globally accepted form of payment. Just swipe it through the slot, sir

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
Spotted at the ladyboy junior training academy

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
Everybody loves salt beef, but not necessarily in a classroom environment

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
We’ve all been there. It happens to the best of us from time to time

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
I was always told: The family that sniffs together, stays together

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
My favourite things. My favourite things. My favourite things

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
Confucius, he say…

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
It wouldn’t be a good idea for anyone to wear this garment in the Philippines these days

 

Only in Asia: 21 utterly baffling slogans printed on clothes
…to which I replied: “No thank you vicar, just the cup of tea is fine for me, thank you”

 

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Teenager in training…

 

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“Mummy, what’s so funny?” … “Nothing dear, now off you go to school”

 

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Uncle Chico loves cock-fighting. Or that’s what I think he said…

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