Bizarre border ceremony is much more fun than a nuclear winter

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BORDER CEREMONY: As tensions simmer in the South China Sea, it’s easy to forget that elsewhere in the continent of Asia are two nuclear-armed nations barely maintaining an uneasy truce.

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India and Pakistan have been at daggers drawn ever since the British withdrew from the the Sub Continent in 1947 and the Raj was partitioned into India and Pakistan. In the years since there have been three all-out wars, one undeclared war and numerous armed skirmishes and military standoffs.

The main source of tension these days is the disputed Kashmir region, a powder keg which some believe could explode any day now.

Although this rivalry is deadly serious it has spawned one of the most bizarre, bonkers and brilliant spectator events in the world today.

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The location is the Wagah border crossing near the Sikh holy city of Amritsar where soldiers from both sides participate in a stylised flag-lowering border ceremony as the gates are closed for the evening.

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For a couple of quid, I took a shared taxi from Amsritsar to the frontier and joined the excited crowds walking towards the custom built venue — basically two stadiums on either side of the border crossing, both bisected by the road leading to the gates.

After being lightly frisked, I was ushered through the gates to the ‘foreigner’ section of the border ceremony arena, which was just next to the ‘VIP’ enclosure.

As the crowds started to fill the main terraces, the atmosphere was crackling like electricity. Flags were waved and both sides sang along to patriotic songs being blasted out by opposing speaker systems. At first, the Pakistanis (where men and women were segregated on either side of their arena) seemed to be winning the war of enthusiasm.

But then a chap in a tracksuit bounded out on the Indian side, and the audience absolutely erupted. I think he may have been a famous cricketer or film star — either way, the crowd loved him and were eating out of his hand as he did his emcee bit, whipping them up to a crazy enthusiasm.

Just as the terraces were echoing with chants of “Hindustan! Hindustan! Hindustan!”, the speakers were cranked up to 11 a Bollywood dance song blasted out. At this point, a very pretty girl in a green sari ran out from the crowd and started dancing.

Then another joined her, and another, until the road leading to the gates was full of young women dancing with elegant abandon. The surrounding terraces erupted as the chaps (who didn’t join in, I noticed) roared their approval.

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Over the border, I noticed that the flag fluttering had died down and the chanting was muted, as though the Pakistanis were forced to concede that it was one-nil to India when it came to having fun.

At this point, the top brass arrived at the border ceremony. The man who was clearly the commanding officer was wearing work-a-day combat fatigues with aviator shades and a black beret. As he strode into view, the women retreated back into the audience, and the place went wild. This fella (a little man, almost dwarfed by his own moustache) acknowledged the adoration of of the crowd with a crisp salute and an elaborate wave. I would imagine he’s probably the only border guard in the world who has achieved celebrity status.

After inspecting the men and women under his command, he took his place in the VIP area, and the border ceremony proper began.

In highly choreographed demonstrations of drill and distain, the soldiers quick-marched – well, quick ran, really – towards the gate, where they were met (with perfect timing) by their opposite numbers. There then followed displays of stylised machismo, as they squared up to each other, cockily adjusting their fan-topped headgear as they stared down their noses through the bars. All the chaps, mainly Sikhs on the Indian side, were enormous.

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It was like watching the weigh-ins before heavyweight boxing grudge matches. But there were also female troops involved, who – as Kipling suggested – looked more deadly than the males.

All this to-ing and fro-ing went on for quite a while, but the crowds couldn’t get enough of it. Every new encounter through the gates and every high-kicking goose step prompted huge roars. Then, suddenly, the two gates were simultaneously flung open, and the troops were standing chest to chest. The Indian side were wearing khaki uniforms with red headgear (mainly turbans) and gold trim. The Pakistan troops were dressed in more or less the same outfits, except theirs were black, with red and silver trimmings.

At this point, I couldn’t get a very good view of what was going on at the gate. I think the posturing gave way to a ritualised handshake before the two national flags were simultaneously lowered and the gates slammed shut again to mark the end of the border ceremony.

Although I’m not usually that fond of spectator sports (or any entertainment that involves being in a crowd) I was spellbound by the whole performance. The whole “show” was so well co-ordinated, and performed with such an outrageous sense of theatre, it just served to prove how close, historically, the two countries really are.

Let’s just hope that this stylised display of rivalry continues to help both sides let off a bit of steam, and helps avoid a cataclysmic showdown.

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